Gangster's Paradise
Yesterday, J, L and I were queuing up for a cab at about 6.15pm. It was our turn next when a drunkard ‘apek’ approached us and stand so close to me. He wanted to jump Q and get the next cab available. We kept moving away from him but he kept asking us to help him. The conversation was something like this:-
Apek: I’m a good person, I’m a good person. Somebody framed me.
J: (Staring at him) I BEAT YOU UP THAN YOU KNOW. DON’T THINK I DON’T DARE TO BEAT YOU!!!!
Apek: I’m not a bad person. I’m a good person. Somebody framed me.
J: SHUDDUP AH YOU!!!!!!
Apek: I not shuddup…I’m your friend. I’m a good person.
A cab arrived, alighting passenger. He immediately got his stupid arse in the front seat. The lady passenger was still in the cab. When she got out, the cab driver told this apek to get out of his cab. He got out but didn’t close the door. You should see how the cab driver shouted at him. In the end, we were the ones to close the door for him. Stupid apek!! He also fell on the ground and almost fell in the bush beside us. There was one time when he touched my arm.
Me: YOU DON’T TOUCH ME OK!!! (Pointing my finger at his face.)
Apek: I no touch you.
Soon after, 2 of our colleagues wanted to grab a cab too. So they saw us with this apek and asked what happen. We told them that this apek is a ‘siao lang’.
Apek: Wo pu she siao lang. I’m your friend. I’m a good person.
J: I GIVE YOU ONE PUNCH THAN I TELL YOU I’M YOUR FRIEND!!!
(All of us laughed…)
Apek: There you see….you’re smiling already. *smiling*
J: -.-'''
Throughout the conversation, J was scolding him in mandarin. I could only understand some of it. L was a lil terrified when J started shouting at that apek. Anyway, we also cannot take that alcohol smell. It stinks.
Well, because of this thing, I missed my appointment with Shunji Matsuo Hair Salon. I had to book another appointment this morning.
By the way, I look so much better now with my new haircut. Hehee..
Apek: I’m a good person, I’m a good person. Somebody framed me.
J: (Staring at him) I BEAT YOU UP THAN YOU KNOW. DON’T THINK I DON’T DARE TO BEAT YOU!!!!
Apek: I’m not a bad person. I’m a good person. Somebody framed me.
J: SHUDDUP AH YOU!!!!!!
Apek: I not shuddup…I’m your friend. I’m a good person.
A cab arrived, alighting passenger. He immediately got his stupid arse in the front seat. The lady passenger was still in the cab. When she got out, the cab driver told this apek to get out of his cab. He got out but didn’t close the door. You should see how the cab driver shouted at him. In the end, we were the ones to close the door for him. Stupid apek!! He also fell on the ground and almost fell in the bush beside us. There was one time when he touched my arm.
Me: YOU DON’T TOUCH ME OK!!! (Pointing my finger at his face.)
Apek: I no touch you.
Soon after, 2 of our colleagues wanted to grab a cab too. So they saw us with this apek and asked what happen. We told them that this apek is a ‘siao lang’.
Apek: Wo pu she siao lang. I’m your friend. I’m a good person.
J: I GIVE YOU ONE PUNCH THAN I TELL YOU I’M YOUR FRIEND!!!
(All of us laughed…)
Apek: There you see….you’re smiling already. *smiling*
J: -.-'''
Throughout the conversation, J was scolding him in mandarin. I could only understand some of it. L was a lil terrified when J started shouting at that apek. Anyway, we also cannot take that alcohol smell. It stinks.
Well, because of this thing, I missed my appointment with Shunji Matsuo Hair Salon. I had to book another appointment this morning.
By the way, I look so much better now with my new haircut. Hehee..
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