Dutch Lady

I had a conversation with my colleague, Chris, last week. When the news about Dutch Lady strawberry –flavoured milk was found to be contaminated with melamine, this was what he said.

Me: Eh Chris, you heard about Dutch Lady was contaminated? Strawberry flavour!
Chris: Oh is it? I like to drink Dutch Lady milk you know! Heng ah! I like banana flavour.

A few days later…

Me: Chris! Chris! Banana flavour is also contaminated!
Chris: (laughing) Huh? Really? Siao liao! Die, die..I’m going to die!
Me: The papers states that if an average man who weighs 60 kg drinks 776ml over a lifetime, he will then be affected.
Chris: (laughing) Huh? So little? 1 bottle is already 1 liter. That’s it, die lah!
Me: Do u want to read the papers?
Chris: Dowan lah…
Me: Aiya, don’t worry lah. You won’t die lah! Hahaha…So when was the last time you drank the milk?
Chris: 3 days ago….Hahaha..
Me: LOL!

The funny thing is, he was laughing all the way. I guess he must be so scared, he laughed to make himself feel better.