F My Life

FMyLife.com

Ever since my colleague gave me this site, I’m hooked. Laughed till my pants dropped! Their lives are totally f***ed. Hilarious! A must to read on a gloomy and rainy day like today. :)

A few of my fav:-

"Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML"

"Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML"

"Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML"

"Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML"

Go to the site and have a good laugh!! :p