Chat

No MSN, no ICQ to chat at work so we had to use this software called Sametime. This is one of my daily chats with my colleague, T. Without fail, we'll compare our sales and motivate each other daily. On other occasions, it's just plain crap to de-stress ourselves. But the language we use is totally Singlish.

T: hows your sales? -___-
Me: 4 only...u?
T: 3 -___-
Me: sigh! how to get more sales?
T: dunno, have to sell myself to customers liaos
Me: hahaha
T: u take up from me, i gib u special service -__-
Me: woohoo...special svc ah!!
T: *0*
Me: dun let your wife know, haha..
T: lol...yeahh yeah
T: wait charge underage molest
Me: no lah, maybe your cust all old old one leh...
T: den i will say, service your grand daughter
T: if u hab any..
Me: lol....and must be pretty
T: lol! yes
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T: eh i got onli 4 take up till now
T: how how how...die lah this mth
Me: i just got another one oso...i think the comm for this month not so good
T: last month already very jialat...this mth worse. must do something to motivate liaos
Me: yah...last month not as good as sept...i hope the roadshow will at least help us to achieve like september
T: hopefully! u doin both roadshow?
Me: yup...u?
T: both...sianz! i think i am the most hardcore...wrk 4 days...sianz
Me: i work 3 days
T: lol...den u consider hardcore also le...hahahaha
T: blacklisted cases how
Me: blacklisted cases cannot do.. tell the customer to go home
Me: haha
T: n sleep...zzz
T: lol
Me: lol
T: "nbcb pay 1st b4 u come dun waste my fcukin time!!"
T: can say tht bo?
Me: can if u want...haha
T: lol
T: take down their no. at nite call them at public phones
Me: haha...night biz huh
T: hear till blur blur
T: kena fcuk for nothing at nite
Me: hahaha...no sale, still kena fcuk
Me: not worth it...lol

See...it's all crap! And I'm so bo liao publishing this on my blog...